Sunday, March 11, 2012 My day began a little like this: I rolled out of bed angry at the hour of sleep I lost even though I never fall asleep when I should anyway. I stared at the clothes in my closet like it was my first time getting dressed. Do you ever have days where getting dressed feels like a complete enigma? I just kept staring while my brain put forth a valiant effort to come to the party. I finally put together an outfit and slipped on my brand new shoes—THE shoes I found on yesterday’s shopping extravaganza that actually fit my feet (this never happens). I grabbed my Coke Zero from the fridge and made my little car fly to the north side. At church, I went through the usual routine of getting all the kids checked in and trying to remember multiple things at once (thank God for pens and spare church bulletins). At some point, I decided it would be a good idea to carry four boxes in front of my face wh...
Adventures of a Cockeyed Optimist